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  • Narwhal Squishable

    Regular Price:

    $20.00
    Narwhals are not mythical! This pocket-sized version is just the right size for demonstrating the adorable truth to unbelievers. It also doubles as a projectile to throw at them if they persist in their non-believing ways. Measures 7 inches. Ages 3 and up.
  • Squishable Owl

    Regular Price:

    $20.00
    Owls may be fearsome terrors of the night, striking at all things squeaky. But who cares when they're so gosh darn cute! Just look at that permanently surprised expression. Measures 7 inches. Ages 3 and up.
  • Fox Squishable

    Regular Price:

    $20.00
    Yes, I think we're all in agreement that a Fox is among the best things that could ever happen, right next to finding alien life on another planet and frozen Snickers bars. Measures 7 inches. Ages 3 and up.
  • Stingray Squishable

    Regular Price:

    $42.00
    Stingrays have eyes on the top side and a mouth on their undercarriage, so they can't see what they're eating. To make it a bit less of a pure game of chance, Stingrays developed sensors that can detect the electrical charges of their prey. That's shockingly cool! Measures 15 inches. Ages 3 and up.
  • Narwhal Squishable

    Regular Price:

    $38.00
    Why horses? When we think "what kind of animal really needs a horn on its head?" why do we immediately think horse? Stick that horn on a whale instead! Light and sleek, blue and wiggly, SO ADORABLE.. in aquatic dueling, a well-equipped whale is sure to beat its equine competition every time. Measures 15 inches. Ages 3 and up.
  • Cheeky Hamster Squishable

    Regular Price:

    $20.00
    This hamster's cherubic cheeks are bulging with nuts! Measures 7 inches. Ages 3 and up.
  • Blue Tang Fish Squishable

    Regular Price:

    $42.00
    Blue tangs have bad short-term memory, and a strange fascination with finding small, lost clownfish. Everybody knows this. OR DO THEY? Measures 15 inches. Ages 3 and up.
  • Fancy Mouse Squishable

    Regular Price:

    $20.00

    Oh little Fancy Mouse, with your quivering nose, your furry little paws, and your great taste in classical Baroque music! Your adorable little squeak, and your penchant for fois gras and caviar! 

    What's that, you say? The “Fancy” in your name refers to the fact that these mice are kept as pets? Whatever, little Fancy Mouse, you’ll always be worth a solid gold feeding bowl to me! 7 inches. Ages 3 and up.

  • Cuttlefish 7 inch

    Regular Price:

    $20.00

    What did I just hear? A fish known specifically for its cuddling? Be still, my aquatically-inclined heart! 

    Indeed, the Cuttlefish, with its velvety appendages and warm smile, does love to nuzzle and snurfle as advertised! In fact, its name derives from the ancient Norse word for "fish that likes to cuddle and also I'm missing the D key on my keyboard!" 

    I love language! 

    7 inches to squish. Ages 3 and up.

  • Hammerhead Shark 18 inch

    Regular Price:

    $42.00

    Sometimes, when all you have is a Hammerhead, everything looks like a nail! Which is to say, when you have a Hammerheaded friend, you may think all your DIY home improvement projects are just that much closer to granite-topped, brushed-steel, energy-efficient conclusion! 

    Allow us to end this myth once and for all! Hammerhead Sharks cannot replace your hot water heater! They are completely incapable of installing a kitchen island or putting up wallpaper without getting little bubbles stuck under it! 18 inches. Ages 3 and up.

  • Spotted Seal 18 inch

    Regular Price:

    $42.00

    Seals: dogs of the sea! They start life as puppies! They love to play! They wear little bandanas when they come back from the groomers! Well, that last one may not be true (but really, who knows?). Yet, the similarities remain striking! 

    There's one thing that land-pups and sea-pups don't have in common: you can't take a sea-pup home! Something about needing wide expanses of ocean for migration. I don't understand the appeal of hundreds of miles of chilly water over the cozy confines of a loving household. Then again, I don't understand the appeal of house-shopping shows, and those have been popular for years! But unlike cheesy reality TV, we have a solution: a Spotted Seal designed with land-pup tolerances for comfort and warmth! You're welcome! 15 inches. Ages 3 and up.

  • Pufferfish 18 inch

    Regular Price:

    $42.00

    Oh little spiky Pufferfish

    I bet that you would taste delish

    If prickly face and spiny tushy

    Were made of substance much more squishy!


    And yet, transmogrification

    Cannot improve our situation.

    Our triumph would be oh so fleetin’:

    A plush fish is not made for eatin’!


    So cuddle him when times get rough

    And spurn the nibbles full of fluff!

    This Pufferfish is legendary

    For purposes less culinary!


    18 inches. Ages 3 and up.

  • Alpaca 7 inch

    Regular Price:

    $20.00

    Giving advice is easy. Taking it is a lot harder! In fact, of all the virtues, “being a good listener” doesn’t get a whole lot of press. Mostly because good listeners are usually too busy listening stop the presses! 

    Alpacas are fantastic listeners, so they know good advice when they hear it! Check the batteries on your smoke alarm every year? That’s what those long necks are for! Always pack a sweater? But of course! Diversify your portfolio? I promise you will never see an Alpaca with a non-diversified portfolio, because they know a good recommendation is worth listening to! 7 inches to squish. Ages 3 and up.

  • Pineapple 15 inch

    Regular Price:

    $42.00

    Pineapples have nothing to do with pine trees, and they are very dissimilar to apples! We get it. Pineapples are so much more than just an inaccurate appellation! So what makes a pineapple a pineapple? Perhaps it's their spiky exterior! Or their wonderfully sweet and loving fruit center! Or some combination thereof! Let's get to know our friendly neighborhood Pineapple a little better! Roughly 15 inches. Ages 3 and up.

  • Pop Tart 15 inch

    Regular Price:

    $35.00

    Behold, the breakfast treat that has launched a thousand busy days! Like bottles of champagne cracking across the bows of newly-christened battleships, the Toaster Tart bursts forth upon the taste buds in a crucial morning time celebration before your brave voyage of adventures! Like going to school! Or the grocery store! Or the dentist! Well, not that last one! 

    Like a metaphorical battleship, wave the delicious, sugary flag for which you fight! The flag of flaky pastry and jammy filling! The flag that stands for making it through your active schedule to taste another Toaster Tart bright and early tomorrow morning! Proudly display and/or cuddle this giant pink Toaster Tart in preparation for your hero's journey, whether it be to the ends of the earth or the end of the block! Roughly 15 inches. Ages 3 and up.

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